Two Futurist Scripts (sintesi)

Education, by Angelo Rognoni

 

A classroom.

THE PROFESSOR (thirty years old. He is reading, to his students.): Dante is a great poet. He wrote the "Divine Comedy" and ...

(Several seconds of darkness.)

THE PROFESSOR (forty years old. He is reading with a bored voice): Dante is a great poet. He wrote the "Divine Comedy" and ...

THE PROFESSOR (sixty years old. He is like a gramophone.): Dante is a great poet..

PUPIL (interrupting him): Why?

THE PROFESSOR (surprised and embarrassed): It is printed here. Sit down and be quiet. Dante is a great poet. He wrote...

 

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Passatism, by Emilio Settimelli

 

Act 1:

(An old man and old woman are seated at a table, facing each other. Nearby is a calendar.)

Man: How old are you?

Woman: Not bad. And you?

Man: Not bad. (Pause.) What a beautiful day tomorrow will be! (Pause.) Let's tear out the pace, as usual: 10 January 1860. (Pause.) Did you have a good digestion?

Woman: Not bad.

Man: Did you overcome your dyspepsia?

Woman: I ate rather well and digested well. How happy I am!

Man: How happy I am! (Darkness.)

 

Act 2:

 

(Same scene, same arrangement.)

 

Man: How are you?

Woman: Not bad. And you?

Man: Not bad. (Pause.) What a beautiful day tomorrow will be! (Pause.) Let's tear out the page as

usual: 10 January 1880. (Pause.) Did you have a good digestion?

Woman: Not bad.

Man: Did you overcome your dyspepsia?

Woman: I ate rather well and digested well. How happy I am!

Man: How happy I am! (Darkness.)

 

Act 3:

 

(Same scene, same arrangement.)

 

Man: How are you?

Woman: Not bad. And you?

Man: Not bad. (Pause.) What a beautiful day tomorrow will be! (Pause.) Let's tear out the page, as usual: 10 January 1910.

Woman: Oh, God! What a pain in the heart! I'm dying. . . (Falls over and remains immobile.)

Man: Oh, God! What a pain in the heart! I'm dying . . . (Falls over and remains immobile.)

 

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